More Letters...
Dear Randy,I'd like to thank you for the following:
1.) working 2 jobs and not being a cocktart about it
2.) doing the shopping today.
3.)buying me the new Rob Thomas CD when you know that he's the only man I would ever leave you for( then again, you've know this since I was 21 - it should be no surprise six years later.)
4.)Bringing me dinner to work last night on your way home, letting your own dinner get cold
5.) Just being an all around great guy.
I love you more than I say. - Annie
Dear Billy,
Happy Birthday to you, my baby bro. I realize that at 24 you aren't a baby, but you'll always be my 1st baby. You know that. I hope you know how much I love and miss you. I hope that they have good drinks where you are overseas. Have a few for me. Just know that I was thinking about you today and that I didn't forget.
Love, your sis
Dear Jamie,
Thank you for all the help lately. You have helped me stay sane when you yourself should be going crazy. Thanks for marrying my brother and giving me a cute nephew. I don't know how you do it all, but I think it either has to be that you are superwoman or you are on good drugs. If it's drugs then you are a bitch for not sharing.
Love, your SIL
Dear Crazy Aunt,
Thank you for bringing me a cushion to sit on at work, in hopes of "fixing" my "virginia". I'm glad someone else is worried about my "Virginia" too.
Love, your favorite niece.
Dear Neighbors,
HAHAHA, FUCKERS!!!! I WIN. SUCK ME, YOU TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Much Love, The Gold Grand AM Parked in the Street



2 Comments:
You are very welcome for the virginia cushion LOVEY!
I am however bothered that I only rank one step above the fucking neighbors from hell.....
Okay, cocktart-THE BEST DAMN WORD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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