This is Gross... YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Due to the pluming at work, we are using Port-A-Potties and have been for a little over a week. Outside. I find this very gross, but what can you do? I'm pregnant. When I gotta pee, I gotta pee. Now, I come to work at 5:45pm. I can usually hold off on peeing until way after 10pm. Tonight, however, I was not so lucky. I had to go by 6:30pm......and it was still light outside. That was a treat! I walk in, lift the lid and BAM! sitting right there, perched on a pile of blue soggy toliet paper was THE BIGGEST TERD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE...just chillin. So what do I do? What choice do I have - I must pee on it. However, I did think of naming it while I was peeing on it. I can not begin to tell you how happy I am that this is my last night at work before my 3 day weekend. 3 glorious days of indoor pluming......... Aren't you glad I shared? You're welcome.

posted by notasoccermom @ 7:02 PM