Thursday, July 21, 2005

Thats Turd-a-rific! - From the mind of a crazy woman

So, as I was changing Faith's shitty little diaper this morning at 5am I thought about making my own cartoon. A spin-off of the Smurfs.
The Turds.
Instead of Smurfette there can be Turddette
Poppa Smurf - Poppa Turd.
Brainy smurf - Turdy Turd
Lazy Smurf - Lazy Turd
Baby Smurf - Baby Turd
Clumsy Smurf - Chunky Turd ( ok ,I know I'm streaching it with that one)
and so on and so on.
Can you change a name? http://bluebuddies.com/help/smurf_names_and_list_of_the_smurfs.htm

They could live in little brown huts with corn bits stuck in the walls.

Any takers?
Anyone?

Hello??????

Nevermind.

I need to get more sleep. Seriously................

Well, here. Go have Some fun http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

http://www.smurf.com/homepage.html

Songs of the Day
" Just a Little Bit"
50 Cent.

"( I Hate) Everything About You"
Three Day Grace

"BYOB( Bring Your Own Bombs)"
System of The Down

Yes I realize that I have 3 songs today, but I'm the bitch of my blog and I can do what I want.

3 comments:

soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

Maybe one of the turds could a little softer than the others and be called Fiber Turd?

Thanks for stopping by today!

Corrie said...

You asshat, I have that stupid 50 cent song STUCK in my head now...all I need is just a little bit...Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

MarkD60 said...

Eeeewwwww!!!!
Is this what you call "bathroom humor"?