So, as I was changing Faith's shitty little diaper this morning at 5am I thought about making my own cartoon. A spin-off of the Smurfs.
Instead of Smurfette there can be Turddette
Poppa Smurf - Poppa Turd.
Brainy smurf - Turdy Turd
Lazy Smurf - Lazy Turd
Baby Smurf - Baby Turd
Clumsy Smurf - Chunky Turd ( ok ,I know I'm streaching it with that one)
and so on and so on.
Can you change a name? http://bluebuddies.com/help/smurf_names_and_list_of_the_smurfs.htm
They could live in little brown huts with corn bits stuck in the walls.
I need to get more sleep. Seriously................
Well, here. Go have Some fun http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html
Songs of the Day
" Just a Little Bit"
"( I Hate) Everything About You"
Three Day Grace
"BYOB( Bring Your Own Bombs)"
System of The Down
Yes I realize that I have 3 songs today, but I'm the bitch of my blog and I can do what I want.