Somedays I think that God likes to screw with me. I just found out the Dora the Explorer AKA
Satan - is expanding.
Because the cartoon world needs another child running around the jungle by themselves.
Really, they do.
What did I do to deserve this?
Ok. Seriously, I'm drawing the line. I totally thought we were even after you gave me daughters. Do you remember what kind of kid I was? Then to top it off, you gave me redheaded daughters. I love them more than life- Don't get me wrong. But I know in about 12 years I'm in for a TON of problems. The 2 year old is already a troublemaker.
So, could you please give me a break and stop with Dora?
For the love of, umm, yourself, I beg you - PLEASE! No more.
Much love, as always,
The crazy, ugly girl in the 3rd row