Before I tell you this story there are some things you need to know.
. I have a distant family member who got married and had a baby, but he was gay and never told anyone. Gave his wife AIDS.
Randy and I used to watch Queer as Foke every Sunday....Religiously.
Randy's 2 best friends, Justin and Brian, used to tell him he was "a gay man's wet dream"
I do support gay marriage.
Ok, got it? Ready?
I took those pic's of the girls and their room yesterday. Our internet was screwing up all day and I couldn't get on to blogger. So I figured I'd just put them on picasa and try to post them that way. All pic's put on the computer go into Randy's folders. So when it asked me if I wanted all files to show I said yes. So the pic's opened up and so did a bunch of music........ And porn. GAY PORN......From Randy's Files. I freaked out ( See FYI #1) I started thinking " Dear Lord I turned another one." I thought back to 2 weeks ago when we had a BBQ. It happened to be on the same night as the Queer as Foke series finale. We invited people that we knew wouldn't want to watch it. Then Randy said " I don't care what they say. They're gonna suck it up and watch it because it's the last episode and I AM NOT GOING TO MISS IT."
It was all coming back to me.
My husband was gay. Now, I support gay marriage, but I didn't say I wanted to be in one.
I started hyperventilating and crying.
I call Randy's cell - no answer
I call his work phone - no answer.
Finally he called back and I'm still crying
" You need to get home now!"
He was already on his way.
I didn't want to tell him what I found b/c I didn't want him to have a chance to make up a story.
Have I mentioned I was hypervintalating?
I kept thinking " So this is what he does at night when I'm at work......"
Randy walks in. I tell him to go kiss his girls 1st. He comes over to me and I'm still crying.
Remember that distant relative I told you about? I thought that was the shit that was about to go down with us. He's gay and tried to put on a show and I just busted him out.
"Tell me what the FUCK this is!!!"
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
"Honey, remember after Grace was born and Matt( a guy in a computer class that he taking at the time who BTW I almost went to Prom with my Sr. yr AND has a girlfriend) and I switched hardrives to copy eachothers music? This must have come with it. He said there was porn in there somewhere. I didn't know it was gay porn. I haven't looked at it"
I checked the dates.
It came in with the music files. And the music was shit and Randy never went through it b/c it wasn't anything he wanted to listen to. I remember having that conversation.
He was telling the truth.
I stopped hyperventalating.
Later last night after I calmed down and no longer thought my husband was gay, he looked at me and said
" I can't believe you thought I was gay................"
He's still really offened.
Then I thought, yeah - he'd probably dress better if he was gay.He's never ummmm, how do I put this, eh, tried to do anything while we're playing "sink the sasuage" that would have indicated he, eh, well would be gay. We mave a very healthy and AMAZING bedroom life. And he does seem to like the snach.
I'm an idiot.
Who said your family can't fuck you up?
Now scroll down and look at my BEAUTIFUL daughters.