I'm happy to announce that my baby brother now has a blog.
Jamie has posted pictures so you can see how cute the rest of my family is
My Mom is now rockin' a picture of me, her ugly child, on her desk at work ( Only after months of heartache and whinin)
I've come to believe that Fetal Dopplers are the Devil ( next to Britney) And no, I AM NOT PREGNANT. Jesus, how could you even think that? My baby is only 11 weeks old. I'm just saying.........
I NEED this......comeon people - only a few weeks before my birthday.
I'm totally kidding.
I also need this.. Once my brother and I were talking about putting up a play house in the back yard for my daughter. Then I told him that it was a bad idea b/c we'd have a homeless midget living in it before the end of the week. He looked at all wide-eyed and said " Dude, you got a midget around here?!"
Not very PC, but it was funny as hell.
My mom would kill me for this
Has anyone noticed that I LOVE to plot things to get a reaction from my mother?