Tuesday, August 02, 2005

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS:Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET PAPER ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?:Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR:Practicing with hamper

DISHES & SILVERWARE~ DO THEY LEVITATE / FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?:Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY:Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS:Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upsidedown while screaming

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS~ DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE CAN?: Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH~ BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH: PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST:Real life testimonial from the one man who
did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?: Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS~ BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER:Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION:Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE:Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT~ LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME:Individual counselors available

3 comments:

Amy's Working said...

I will pay big bucks to enroll hubby in your school! Forget the kids college, this is where I need to invest my dollars. Feel free to offer the - cooking 101: includes practicing opening fridge, turning on oven and opening boxes of frozen pre-made meals.

Brilliant!

Lola said...

oh wow....that is the funniest thing i've read all day!

MadHotMama said...

Are these classes offered as distance learning?