My 2 yr old is testing me today. BIG TIME. 1st she thought she could jump from the couch to the loveseat. She failed and fell, of course. I then tried to put her down for her nap and she got out of her bed and shook her sippy cup full of milk ( A.K.A. in the Christian household as "milch") all over the floor and THEN took all of Faith's clothes out of the dresser to soak up the mess. That's when I came in. I had to leave the room and count before I went back to clean it up. Then we had to go to the Dr for Faith's 2 month appt. There Grace learned to spit all over herself and showed the Dr how she like to throw herself on the ground. Can I tell you how excited I am to get to go through this all again in 2 yrs? I've heard it's even more fun when they turn 3. I can hardly contain my excitement.
Anyways, Faith weighed 7.10! She really is the size of a newborn now. Her heart monitor will probably go away in about a month and I'm currently dealing with that. I'm such a freak about SIDS - I'll never sleep. I have heard that they make some little pad that goes under the sheet in the crib that detects the baby's heartbeat and goes off like a monitor if it can't detect it. So I'm on the hunt.
But the best part about our visit today - Faith's little noodle( A.K.A. in the Christian Household as "head") is NOT flat. She has the head of a premie.
Thank God, because there is NO WAY that I wanna go though the Helmet thing all over again. Not only did Grace's head smell like a foot all the time, she looked like "Special Ed" from
Yes, I do know that's a Fucked up thing to say, but thanks for reminding me
I don't want to do this again