Wednesday, September 14, 2005

BIG PIMPIN'


Friday I will be drunk.
So very loaded with Captian Morgan that after about an hour I will be the prettiest girl in the bar, the best dancer, everyone's best friend, and so uncommonly witty that I could have anyone in the place.
I will be big BIG PIMPIN', MO FO's!!!!

And I'm sure I'll have the pictures to prove it

*You all know I'm still going home with Randy
Shut up

10 comments:

Mel said...

I can't WAIT to see the pictures!!!

You need to totally wear one of those "Fuck You!" t-shirts. Or "I swallow". That would be too fucking funny! You know...just sayin'...

MadHotMama said...

I will make sure there are pics to prove it. i won't be so drunk this time that i cant work a camera.

notasoccermom said...

yes you will!

Freebird said...

You have a t-shirt that says, "I swallow?!" HA! Now that's cool!

Patsy Darling said...

Everyone needs a little captain in em.

Amy's Working said...

ahoy matey, captain morgan here saying 'drink up, be merry'. I'll make a captain and diet coke around 8 and we'll have a toast!

grody jo-dee said...

drink one for me! or two, or three, or whatever you feel is the correct amount.

notasoccermom said...

I don't think I can count that high, Jody.......

But believe me - I'll do my best!

Webmiztris said...

I used to drink Morgan and Cokes like they were water. Then one night I threw up all night after drinking a bunch of them and now I'm too afraid to go there! I'm better off sticking to beer. I always have a good time on beer. :)

notasoccermom said...

I still drink them like they're water. I've puked many a times, but not since the kids were born.