Sunday, October 30, 2005

I love me some zombie


Me and Justin............. I couldn't stand too close to him The rest of the pic's are on flicker...... too many to post :o)

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Council Bluffs: The Home of the black squirrel, the fat girl, and the $50.00 car.....and now liquor store shoot-outs

Just wanted to drop by real quick and let you all know that I'm serious when I say I want to move back to Omaha...............ASAP!!

This happened about 2 miles away........

Thursday, October 27, 2005

No, I'm not dead, but Justin is........

HELLO!
No, I'm not dead.
The internet connection at home is still acting up and it starting to really piss me off.
They came out and " fixed" it last week, but now it just sucks even more.

Asshats.

They better figure out what the hell the issue is before I start on line classes.


So, The Party is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!

I'm so fricken excited.
The pictures will be interesting, I PROMISE.

Still not sure about that whole dress thing.
We'll see.

However, my friend Justin informed me tonight he was going to be a zombie.

He's SOOOO Very luck that I love his wife as much as I do.

Make sure to check back Sunday............................... :o)

Friday, October 21, 2005

And the countdown has started....

Please do not be confused by my earlier post about the Halloween party next Saturday.
Because I DO WANT go to the Party.
I'm just bummed that I'm missing the Bowling for Soup concert.
I'll get over it.
I MIGHT stand in the parking lot and sing "Ohio(COME BACK TO TEXAS)", but I'll get over it.

***BTW I LOVE that Song b/c: a)Randy is from Texas. b.) It's true about the Mexican Food
c.) It metions BLUE BELL ICE CREAM. We don't have that here in the Midwest. It's like crack



I think the party will kick ass for the following reasons:

Jenna and Justin will be there. And I swear if Justin Gives me shit about this one more time...........
Well, I don't know what I'll do, but I just watched this and had the holy piss scared outta me, so it won't take to much..


Randy, of course, will be there in his French Maid outfit ( don't worry , I'll have ton of pic's)


And My sis will be there too if she feels better - She had her wisdom teeth out today :o(


And a majority of my other friends will be there as well. WOOOOHOOOO

So will Captain Morgan.

And Bud Light.

And Shot Specials!!!

I'm getting excited :o)

Kids are hanging out with Grandma and Grandpa overnight.
And since my parents live up the street, we'll be passing out there as well.

Life is good, my friends

FYI - My costume is a dress.
Anyone that knows me knows that I haven't worn a dress since I got married.
I might even take a picture of that too.


Any Omaha People who want to come - The Spotlight Club, 120th and Blondo, 7pm - 1am

Good Fun, People.
Good Fun

You Must Believe! Give it a try at Degrassi High!!!!!!

So, I've become addicted to watching Degrassi, Old School at night.
Sad, I know.
Whats worse? I remember watching it when it wasn't so "Old School" and I thought it was cool.
I couldn't wait to get into High School.

Why the hell I would ever think that a show where some of the main characters had names like Spike, Snake, and Cockroach was ever a good idea? I have nooooooo clue!

Does anyone else remember when Spike got pregnant at 16.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
That was a BIG DEAL!
By the time I was a Senior in High Schoo,l 2 of my friends had children. One friend put her son up for adoption and the other got married right after graduation. It was so bad in the rest of the school by then that we joked about having a pregnant husky ( Northwest Huskies!!!) on the cover of the year book.

AND I HUNG OUT WITH THE " GOOD" KIDS.
Meaning, I was friends with everyone. I liked everybody for the most part, but I knew who to not go hang out with on Saturday night.

So, last night, into about 13 minutes into an episode, I turned the TV off and told Randy that I hope he didn't mind.
He said " Well, I was hoping to see how the Semi Formal dance went, but if you must......."

I couldn't stop laughing.
And YES, he was joking.

BTW, he brought me home flowers last night for no reason.
Somedays, He's a very good egg :o)

Sooooo, you guys have a good weekend. I'll be at work, but that's ok.
I love my co-workers.


Annie Out !

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

YO, BITCHES !

Please make sure that IF you want the link to the NEW NAUGTHY CORNER BLOG that you EMAIL me so I know where to send it. I'm not really comfortable posting it to anyones comments yet and some of your email addresses can't be found on your blogs(Cari, Jen).
I love you and I'm not leaving you out.
Again as a reminder : Please do not blogroll the new site. Not yet, anyway ;O)

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I'm SOOOOOOO excited for the new seasons of South Park and Drawn Together to start tomorrow night.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!

New York, New York!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the deal-
My weight -
It hasn't moved in 2 weeks.
Sooooo, instead of getting pissed off, I've decided that I'm moving to New York.

They have Fat-Girl Strip clubs there.
AND MEN ACTUALLY PAY TO GET IN!!!!
I'm gonna order this and get to work.

My stage name will be " Sin-dy''

Maybe Mr Brody will come in and fall in love with me.

A girl can hope..............................


FYI: I started a new blog where I can bitch about what I want. IF you want the address AND you don't know me, drop me an email.

Monday, October 17, 2005

FYI

I'm totally contemplating going to a Bowling for Soup concert, instead of the Halloween Party I'm supposed to go to.

I know I'm going to the party. :o(
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For the 1st time EVER in my life I had long REAL pretty nails.
I had to cut them off cause I couldn't get my contacts out of my eyes.

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We went to the pumpkin patch yesterday and it was so frickin busy that I think we might go to another one before Halloween.
My SIL thought we should go during the week.......I think she was right.

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Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda..................

I'm thinking about moving my blog, fokes. Let me tell you why - I can't write about what I want to anymore without wondering who in my real life is gonna get pissed. If I would've know then what I know now.

K is a smart, SMART woman.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

MOM - JOB DESCRIPTIONThis is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!!


POSITION :Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma

JOB DESCRIPTION:Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION:Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass youPREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.


BENEFITS:While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

Monday, October 10, 2005

A Loaded God Complex Cock it and Pull it

This song has been stuck in my head since Friday.
It's killing me


Whats even worse is that I caught myself singing this OUTLOUND to my 2 year old when we were leaving the grocery store tonight.

* Hangs head*
It's so sad.....................

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Maybe next time, Nicky

Guess who is coming to town?
Besides Santa Clause, you smartasses.............

Nicholas Sparks, my most favoritest author in the whole wide universe.
Yes, I read - shut up.
Some of you might know him for some of his books that have been turned into movies, like
The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, and Message in a Bottle

Now, don't get me wrong - the movies are good.
Great, even.
BUT the books are SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!
Really, they are.
(FYI- anybody who liked the movie The Notebook really should read the book because the ending is different)

If I had to pick a fav, it would be either
The Wedding, which is actually the follow up to The Notebook, or The Rescue.

Anyway, there is a luncheon next Friday where he will be speaking. Tickets are $50.00.

$35.00 of which is tax deductible.

Guess who can't go?
Thats right - ME.
You guys are so smart.

So, If I love this man's books so much, why can't I go?
Let me tell you why.
Because Council Bluffs, Iowa sucks my ass!
We have new Red light camera's.
I got 2 tickets WITHIN A MINUTE OF EACHOTER!!!!!!
In my husband's car ( hehehehe).
It doens't go against your driving record, but you get to pay a fine.
I was caught going though a yellow that turned red when I was almost though the intersection.
Fine.
I"ll take that one for the team. I did go through a yellow.
What-the-fuck-ever.
THEN I was ticketed for failure to use turn signal. Which is funny because they send you the ticket in the mail with a picture of what you did to get the ticket and I was in the same lane in both pictures for that ticket. I WAS NOT CHANGING LANES OR TURNING!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I thought about actually fighting that one, but you still have to pay a $50.00 court fee.
I might as well save myself the time and pay the $65.00 ticket.

So add it up:
$65.00 + $65.00 = It sucks to be me and see ya next time 'round, Nicky.

I'm living on a buget and I just blew my spending money.
:o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :o( :0(

Have I ever mentioned I can't wait to move back to Omaha?


Friday, October 07, 2005

Not much to say

Have I ever mentioned how much I love my brother?


You all need to watch this

Thursday, October 06, 2005

What a Dumbass!!!!

I enjoyed this so very much.
Make sure your speakers are on so you can hear this idiot soccer mom.
It couldn't just end with Brit-Brit, could it?
More Crazy people coming into the world

Best Friends Forever - Handle with care

While at my parents house last weekend I decided to go though whatever crap it was that I still had there. I found all of my journals from 15-18.
Interesting.
I waited until the girls were napping and I sat down to read them.
How sad.
You know what I wrote about?
Boys.
Thats about it.
Boys and my 2 best friends (BFF!) at the time.
Seriously, I had co-dependency issues-I probably did until right before I started dating Randy.
Because when we started dating, I didn't want a boyfriend. More than anything I wanted to be alone.
But it was Randy.
Not only had we been friends for 5 years, it was well known that I still had a crush on him, carried on from the first time we dated 4 yrs beforehand.
I thought it was safe and so it began.
I can't even tell you all how long I slept in his bed before we actually "did the deed".
A long while.
Alright, I suppose that a few months isn't really that long, but when you're at the bar and had a FEW drinks (Randy was DJ-ing), a few nights a week -a few months is a VERY LONG TIME.

Anyways, I got off topic again - So I'm finishing my last journal and I see something written a few pages back and it's not in my hand writing.
It was a letter from one of my BFF, written in Feb. of 2000.
It was one of the nicest letters I've ever read. She told me that I was " such a good person and that everyone I come in contact with sees that" and went on to say how I didn't always need a man in my life and how I shouldn't sell myself short. How in the end when I find my Mr. Right it will all be worth everything that has gone wrong in every relationship before that and cancel it out.

I sat there on my parents bed crying after I read that.
Not only was it true, it made me feel good to know that I had such an awesome friend.
A friend I don't talk to anymore.
I tried like hell the rest of the afternoon to remember her cell #, but I couldn't.
See, back in Dec, the other BFF had a baby and no one called me. I got pissed and said screw em both, erased both all the phone and cell#'s and haven't heard from either since.
Not even after I sent them Faith's birth announcement.

It makes me sad, but what can you do? I told Randy I should send her a card, but I know my feelings would be hurt if I didn't hear from her after that.

If you didn't know, I'm very fragile.
I think of ending this blogg AT LEAST 2 times a week.

Just yesterday I got a email from someone telling me that I swear too much and if my Grandmother was alive, she'd wash my mouth out.
1. I'm an ADULT! I own my own home, have a husband and children. I can swear if I want.
2. My grandmother is who I learned to swear from in the 1st fucking place( Bill, can I get an AMEN on that one???!)!
3. Odviously, she hasn't seen my brother, Bill's site.

It drives me crazy and I wish I could change it, but I don't know where to even start.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

More Random things from the ugly girl in the 3rd row........

First of all, let me say that I am grateful for my family. Without them I would be nothing. Everything I do, I do for them. Randy and our girls are 1st and foremost in every choice that I make. Thats why, even if I had the money to become a body piercer, I would finish my nursing degree first. Who want to be a body piercer at 50? It would be something that I did on the side on the weekends.
But I don't have the money to do either yet, so that is that.
I'm not complaining about having to work full time. Marring Randy, I knew that I wouldn't be a stay at home mom or a trophy wife ( if I was it would probably be a bowling trophy.hehehe). I work the hours that I do so that I don't have to put them in daycare. Am I tired? HELL YES!! we all do what we have to do. I know I'm lucky to come home to a loving husband and 2 beautiful daughters.
I never said I wasn't
Everybody's a frickin critic, aren't they?

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I forgot to mention that at Faith's 4 month check up on Friday, she weighed 10.11. Thats right.
10 Pounds 11 ounces.
No longer the size of a new born, but not the size of a 4 month old.
We're getting there. She's come a long way from the 3 pounds she was when she was born.
The Dr is VERY happy with her progress and so are we. She sleeps through the night and gives me smiles 1st thing every morning.
PEOPLE, MY KIDS ROCK!

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We stayed at my parents house over the weekend since they went out of town. Remember how I said we were going to have people over?
Yeah....................
Friday night I fell asleep at 7:30.
Thats right- 7:30PM.
ridicules.
Saturday we had planned to do "something fun".
We all took naps and then went shopping for an hour before we met Jamie and Xavier for dinner at Chili's. After that we went to the most sacred of all places, Super Target, and bought stuff to make cookies and cupcakes. AND while we were there, after many minutes of bargaining and begging on my part, Randy agreed to be this for halloween. I won't even tell you what I had to agree to in order for this to go over. It will all be well worth it though.

Anyway, so Randy, the girls, Jamie and Xavier and I headed back to Mom& Dad's where we made all the goodies and watched Crash.
That movie was so intense, I'm still not sure what to think about it. I don't like movies that put me in emotional overload. Mystic River was the same way for me.
I'd rather watch The Jacket, but we all knew that already, didn't we.
Adrien Brody.........I just can't find the words.........
Did I ever tell you guys how I had an A.B. picture as my screen saver and my husband changed it back to what it was before?
Asshat.

Anyways, what was I talking about?
OH, yeah ! I'm boring.
Thats all.
Not every exciting, am I?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

A change in plans.......

I'm really behind on my reading, guys. My internet connection is totally sucking ass at home during the day( so much for cable) and I've been training at work. So no reading blogs in my spare time.
I'll be catching up with everything soon.
As of today I'm going back to work full time 6p-6a and I took back my notice.
I'm not leaving.
I was supposed to start working from home for my old hospice job doing admission data stuff in a couple weeks. I've already been doing it for almost a month.
Hours worked last week : 0

It's not promised hours and I don't want to screw us on money.
So, thats that.

Not that I don't like my job. There are people there I could do without, but I suppose you find that anywhere. Really, it's only one person, but I won't go into it because of the Dooce factor.

Right about now I'm kicking myself in the ass.
I wish I would have finished the ONE FRICKIN YEAR OF SCHOOL when I had the chance.
I'm such an idiot .

Sunday, October 02, 2005

The Weekend is over......Back to Work

I'm so excited to go back to work tomorrow