I just got nothin' kids.
My whole house is sick and I'm sure I'll be joining them very soon.
I did find out that I'm losing my job in a few weeks.
They have a no nepotism rule and my Crazy Aunt just landed supervisor.
I'm proud of her- she kicks ass.
But it kinda sucks to be me
They did offer me the day shift, but theres no way I could work from 6am-6pm.
We do have a different department thats hiring, but it's different hours and less money.
They work like 6 days in a row.
Soooo, after talking it over with Randy, We've decided I'm going to be a fat girl stripper at night and work at Subway during the day.
My stage name will be Sin-dy
Sin-dy, the Council Bluffs scrapper, Super striper by night and sandwich artist during the day.
I wonder how much I'll rake in!?!?!
If all else fails, Randy said I can be a "fluffer"
If you don't know what a fluffer is, shoot me an email and I'll let you in on it ;0)