NO EFFIN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's fate I tell you!!!!!
Because I'm a dumbass....
The other night at work I fell.....
Because I was jumping around and caught my foot in the trash can while I was acting like a dumbass.
For those of you who watch Mad TV, you know Stuart
. He's a "special" little boy who likes to say "Nooooooo! Let me do it!! in a Satan voice AND show people what he can do ( which is a special little sezure type jump that you have to see in order for what I'm talking about to make any sence whatsoever)
So, me, being the idiot that I am, decided to pull a funny and do my Stuart impression at 2am.
And I didn't have shoes on cause I was showing off my new toe socks.....
I did a little jump
On the way down I caught my pinky toe on the corner of the trash can and went down...
I'm such a idiot.
It was really funny though..........
Who would argue?
Let me just say Christmas was awesome.
15 pairs of toe socks ( for those of you who don't know - I'm obsessed), 3 chia pets and a iPod.
Lots of other cool stuff.......... ( I gave Randy and his Mom the flu I had last week)
As always, our parents out did themselves..........
But by far THIS
is the best present I ( Ok we ) was got this year.
For my Brother..............
I love you. Christmas is never the same without you here............
Here I am again,
A thousand miles away
From your ocean home
Part of me is near
Thoughts of what we were invade
The miles that stand between
We can't separateYour all I hoped you'd become
Sister I see you
Dancing on the stageOf memory
Sister I miss you
Fleeting visits pass
Still they satisfy
Reminders of the next
Our flames burn as one
Sister I see you
Dancing on the stage
Sister I miss youAll I am begins with youThoughts of hope understoodHalf of me breathes in youThoughts of love remain true
Here we are again saying goodbye
Still we fall asleep underneath the same sky
You're all I knew you'd become
Sister I see youDancing on the stage
Sister I miss youEntwined, you and IOur souls speak from across the milesIntertwined, you and IOur blood flows from the same inside
Half of me, breathes in you
Thoughts of love remain true
I see you, I feel you
When I close my eyes
I see walking there...I see you dancing in my mind
The Nixsons - Sister
I don't know if I'll have a chance to post again before Christmas, so Happy Everything, people.
Procrastination....It's whats for lunch...
See, I don't post for like a week and then I can't stop. My issues is that I just really don't feel like cleaning. AND I know that my handsome hubby is on his way home and I'm gonna make his bitch ass help me:o)
So, I will sit here and waste time. HI! HOW YA DOIN?
HEY, I did clean the bathroom, hang up a new shower curtain and wrap Randy's Christmas presents, so bite me.
Did I mention that Grace now has the words "Hooker" and "beyotch" in her vocabulary?
See??!! She really does listen to me when I'm on the phone.
Feel free to send hate mail now.
Besides, she only says them to my sister, who is the one I was saying them to in the 1st place ( as a joke, people).
Yet another fine example of my excellent mothering skills.
I would like to blame it on Dora, but I can't. Boots either ( even though he's still a bitch)
I'm taking aim at a new target.
A new Satan.
No, not Britney's kidThe Doodlebops
And whats worse? They hand out with Bus driver Bob
He has a BLENDER RIGHT FRIGGIN NEXT TO HIS STEERING WHEEL!!!!!
Where do they come up with this stuff?Seriously??!
Remind me to ask my Mom.....
I wonder if this is what I looked like as a child while on suger?
Too bad they didn't have Ritlan laced Kool-aid for my fat ass back then....
The baby had her 6 month Dr's appt. yesterday. Good thing since she'll be 7 months on the 30th. She weighed 15 and a half pounds and was75% in her height ( I can't tell you the number cause I'm a bad mom). Randy took her cause I still felt like poop and didn't want to expose a waiting room of kids to what I had,
My kid is a rock star!
Too much information - You've been warned
I've had the stomach flu and it sucked big time. I even called into work, which I haven't done in forever. But there was no way I could go in there with the gut rot that I had going on. Now, I'm naturally a gas-y girl, BUT GOOD GOD!
I've never before prayed for solid poop like I did over the last 3 days.......
I would have taken puking over what I had anyday, but that only lasted 12 hours.
I feel better now, though.
Just in time to clean the house before Mom#2 ( Randy's mommy) gets into town.
I'm 27 years old, a wife and a mother.
BUT I will swear on anything that I got the coolest present tonight from my friend, Crystal the hottie.
Laugh if you will, but I've wanted one of these bad boys
Not so much about having Christmas pictures taken. Too bad since they're so damn cute.
I love Christmas time. I really do. Even more so know that I have kids. One of my favorite things has always been our family x-mas party on my mom's side of the family. She's one of 7, so as you can imagine, it's a ton of people once you throw in everyone's kids and now grandkids.
But this yr kinda sucked. Well, maybe it just sucked cause I felt like a big asshole for not knowing what the hell was going on in my own family. They may be extended, but still, it's family, ya know?
One Aunt had Major surgery and has been really sick - I had no clue.
One cousin is pregnant and having a little girl in a few months
A few cousins weren't there and I haven't seen them in like 2 yrs.
Ever feel like a big asshole?
Honestly, You haven't lived life until you've had bananna peppers come out your nose.
I puked my guts out tonight at work.
I had Subway for dinner.
I've learned that I really need to chew my food better.
You're all welcome
... And the Cheese Stands alone
Yesterday everyone in Randy's department got laid off......except him.
What a crappy time of year to get laid off.....
After a bunch of emails of people wondering where I am - Here I am. I don't mean to neglect you, but I had a really bad week last week and I didn't feel like writing about it because, apparently, if I feel stressed out and write about it, some people take that as I'm ungrateful for my home and family and friends.
And by the way, I'm not - I'm HUMAN and I have bad days like everyone else. I love my husband and our children with everything that I am.I love my friends. AND if I vent in my blog, well, tough shit. It's MY FUCKING BLOG, WISHYOUWEREME, so suck my ass and go focus on your life. Don't come back.
Awwww, much better now. So I moved to my new job in my company. Not so bad kids, not so bad at all. Damn K
for being right about liking it. I put on my "big girl panties" like my friend Mary likes to say, and it's all good.
I broke 2 teeth last week and they aren't fixed yet, but not from lack of trying. I sat in the dentist office today from 11:30am until 2:15pm for a CONSULT.
Nothing got fixed - I'm still in pain.
(Please feel free to take that complaining as I'm ungrateful for my life)
I did have a kickass going away party on Friday, where I was VERY intoxicated.
I will leave you with the pictures now on flicker
This is my "replacement" at work, Crystal. I just love her!
Have I mentioned?
I've been really spoiled. Lately, things have been shitty. I won't go into it, but they really have been.
But that's life, right?
My Superman husband has been letting me sleep he's been up at all hours of the night taking care of the teething 6 month old.I love that man!!!!!!
If someone knows where Amy
went, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
I'm Worried and My emails have gotten no response!!!!
Dispatch, passing the torch, and the missing panties..........
So, I have a got a new job.
Doing Helicopter Dispatch.
It all scares me a little. That's like a hella lot of responsibility.
I'm lucky if I know where my kids are.
I constantly lose my keys!!!
But I'm gonna try it. I don't want to regret NOT trying it.
I just had to get over my hissy fit about not wanting to leave my shift.
I just love them all so much!
My Going away party is next Friday. WoooooHooooo!
Wanna know what's even better? Randy's Christmas party is that afternoon and that means lots of Pre-drinking.
I will be in rare form.
Now to find a babysitter ( Hey, Mom and Dad..... I love YOU......)
Then to top the cake, my replacement is TOTALLY KICK ASS.
I adore her! She is so very awesome ( and beautiful). Which on one hand is great. She's gonna do well and I don't worry about passing the torch anymore.
On the other hand it sucks cause I'm going to the other night shift. Which means we'll never have the same nights off.
I guess we'll figure out something.
So, I got back on the WW wagon tomorrow after almost 2 weeks off.
I don't want to, but it needs to be done.
Jello, here I come :o(
So can I tell you all that I bought a bunch of cute new panties and now they're MIA?
My mother in law says we didn't leave them there, but they weren't in our suitcase when we got home.
So, If anyone sees any cute panties that have grown legs and are walking around the Palestine, TX area, would you tell those bastards to COME BACK HOME!!!
Momma misses them.