But, the clever girl that I am, have a STELLAR idea.
A Fat Girl strip club.
I'm going to call it " The Bakery - Where Muffin Tops are welcome and stretch marks Are appreciated"
We'll not only serve pizza and "Adult Beverages", but also milk and bakery type goods - Although we don't suggest you try both in the same night.
We'll run a nightly special - Whenever one of the girls dances to the song Cherry Pie by Warrent, we'll sell Cherry pie for $2.00 and the girls will walk around with cans of Ready Whip to "Top" them off.
Damn, I'm gonna make us rich!!!!