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Randy and I have been talking back and forth for a while about opening our own Business. The only problem was that we didn't know what we would want.

But, the clever girl that I am, have a STELLAR idea.

A Fat Girl strip club.

I'm going to call it " The Bakery - Where Muffin Tops are welcome and stretch marks Are appreciated"

We'll not only serve pizza and "Adult Beverages", but also milk and bakery type goods - Although we don't suggest you try both in the same night.


We'll run a nightly special - Whenever one of the girls dances to the song Cherry Pie by Warrent, we'll sell Cherry pie for $2.00 and the girls will walk around with cans of Ready Whip to "Top" them off.

Damn, I'm gonna make us rich!!!!