So, I'm going through my list of celebrity sites, you know, because I'm shallow like that, as well as nosy. I come upon the all holy Celebrity Smack and hey, what do ya know? It's good 'ol Kev-Kev acting like the "special child" that he is ( and yo, I do mean child).
Seriously, this was the most entertaining thing I've seen in AT LEAST 3 days...
Rock on Kev-Kev, in fact- Rock out with your cock out!
Alternate titles to this post:
1.) *(sang in the tune of Salt N Peppa's Whata man)*
Whata douche, Whata douche what's douche, Whata mighty fine douche. Yes he is ya'll...
2.) Now, I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger....But...Ok yeah I am
3.) Sperm Master McTrash sings about the thug life
4.) What the hell is this idiot doing now?
5.) Going for broke
6.) Don't quit your day job..Oh, wait....
7.) PO! PO! PO! PO! means getting ready to go to the poor house cause your wife is gonna leave your dumb ass!
8.) " Turtle, Turtle"
Now, if "ya'll "will excuse me, I have to go get this song outta my head!