Saturday, August 19, 2006

More Examples of our fine parenting skills

Grace has a new song she loves to sing

I mean, who doesn't love it when their 3 year old belts out KORN in the grocery store??!!?
That was all her Daddy.
Grace's Version of Ring Around the Rosey

"Ring around the pussy.
Pocket full of pussy.
Asses, Asses - WE all fall down!"

In her defense, she isn't trying to make it dirty.
She still has some trouble with her R's, S's and P's.

It's damn funny, though.

War of the Crayons

Grace was sitting one the couch holding a little 4 pack of crayons she got somewhere.
Faith went over and took them from her, and Grace didn't notice- She was too busy watching Dora try to get to BrokeBack Mountain( or something like that - I tune out when it comes to Dora).
Anyways, So I took them from Faith, and Grace didn't notice for about 5 minutes.
" HEYYYY!! I want my fucking crayons back, Mommy!"
I froze like a deer in headlights, looked up from the blanket I was crocheting, and gave her the evil eye.
"Maria Grace, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
To which she gave me the biggest Shit eating grin EVER and replied,
" Mommy, may I please have my crayons back?"
Little turd.

I getting her this shirt for Christmas.

Why do I feel the need to post these stories on the internet?
Feel free to send hate mail :o)


Anonymous said...

Sounds like home with my 3 young sons......we go to the grocery and the 5yo says in his sweetest sing-song voice "theres a party in my pants"(he has a 12yo bro). The teen crowd just loves him:)


Sharpie said...

OK - OMG I almost died laughing at the Ring Around The Rosies - but the crayons - OMG CLASSIC!!