Oh, now, come the FUCK on...... I apologize to my Mother in advance for this one...So many different responses are running through my little head...
Me, being the ever loving smart ass that I am, would have said.
" Oh, yeah? Let them suck your cock while they're at it, Asshat!"
I can just hear my Mom now
"Oh, Ann! The language!!!"
She'll light a candle for me at church on Sunday