Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Friday, November 02, 2007

We should all be happy to know...



I watched it.....eh....Wasn't so great
Could very well be that I didn't care for her before, but it did nothing for me or Randy
( Hey, We're trying to make a baby here!)

All good stories have " and then I looked down and my pants were around my ankels......."

We went to lunch on Halloween at Red Robin.
I love that place.......so yummy.
Anyway, we're walking out and I stopped to look at a cute little baby and noticed a draft....
BECAUSE MY PANTS HAD FALLEN DOWN AROUND MY ANKLES!
I ran out of the restaurant, leaving Randy( who is laughing hysterically) and the girls.
Seriously doubting if I'll ever wear drawstring pants outta the house again....

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

A- Yo

I very well may be too old for this, but I'm totally lovin' 50 Cent's New song
I mean, who wouldn't love a song that says:

" A yo I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me? "

Thursday, October 18, 2007

You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!

Softball is the huge tipoff here...
As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"
Your Life Path Number is 11

Your purpose in life is to inspire others

Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.

In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.

You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything.

Moonlight


Not only is Moonlight one of my new fav's, it doesn't hurt that the lead, Alex O'Loughlin is a total hottie

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Rock of Love Reunion

Can you say "BOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Jess, you let me down.

" I like the Bartender..."

Yesterday Grace's Preschool class went to the Fire Station.
Me, being the excellent mother that I am, volunteered to drive.
On the way there, with Grace's Teacher in the car, she busted out with
" I gave her a wink,she winked back. I love that bartender"
Love it

Thursday, October 04, 2007

A day late, but that's how I roll



So, I'm like posting this morning and there where 6 whole ppl reading my blog.
and I'm like " Whoa..who knew?!"

DELURK DAMMIT!

Pop Drop and Lock it ....I LOVE IT!




Dora Vs Wipe Me Down

Promiscuous Dora

Lean like a Chola

The Blood Hound Gang made a song for Dora...Just making sure I get hate mail...I don't give a fuck...

"So down I go like Im 2000 flushes
I can tell Im doing something right by the way that she blushes
Shes one thats speechless, Im the one thats tongue tied
Shes thinking holy mackerel Im thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with al pacinos nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah Im snorkeling for clams and it doesnt matter if I wanna be
Dont come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down
at the seafood shanty
"

He could ALMOST be cute if he wasn't retarded...

Shame on Dora



I bet she's singing " Gimme Gimme more Gimme more Gimme Gimme more..."

And look at Boots watching! Dirty little monkey.

Pregnancy plans

No, I'm not....
Not yet...
Next Month, I swear..
Next cycle we're totally getting down to doing " the do"
And when it does happen - We aren't finding out the sex.
Isn't that crazy? I like to plan, be fully prepared.
However, this very well may be my last pregnancy, so we both want it to be a surprise.

I can't believe her Daddy let her outta the house......


Gimme Gimme More..........

I must admit, EVERY SINGLE TIME I'm in the car and Britters comes on, I crank the radio.....
So ashamed.....

Brass Monkey....That funky Monkey

Grace has a stuffed Monkey named Macey that she CAN NOT live without.
Last night I picked it up and started singing Brass Monkey and couldn't stop.
Ever have days when you wonder about yourself?

Monday, October 01, 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

Just in case.....


IF you were wondering what to get me as a late birthday present, I want a uglydoll


I must go be responsible and tackle laundry and dishes...Bitches love dishes

Picture pages Picture pages......







Oh, and by the way....Nadda


Rock of Love


I can't help it - I'm addicted.

And Crazy-ass Lacy went home!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO JESS!

A heads up for X-mas







Just coming up with ideas...........

Because Justin said to....

My friend Justin told me I really needed to start posting more.
Here Bitch!
Hahahahhahaha!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Britters

Just so it's on the record
Britney Spears on the VMA.....There's soooo much being said.
However - I will snap if I hear another person say she looked " FAT"
I would kill for her body.

Blue Bush

Yesterday Dora and Boots were looking for the " big blue bush"
It made me think of geriatric porn.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Hi.
Still nothing.
Sorry kids.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I suppose it would be nice.....

I suppose it would be nice if I wrote something, huh?

I found out that anemia has been rockin my world, that's why I've been so tired.
I've had no desire to write, or talk to anyone on the phone cause I'm just so effin tired.
Back on iron pills, so maybe things will get a little better.

Faith, our youngest, broke her leg at the " germ gym" in the mall while jumping off a frog.
She's sporting a bright neon pink cast all the way up her leg.
We now call her our Tiny Tim since we have to carry her everywhere.

Grace, out oldest, started back to preschool yesterday. I swear they grow so fast it isn't funny.
She came home a bigger smartass then when she left.
Seriously.
She told me and Randy off last night.
This morning she gave her newest my little pony a hair cut.
I can't wait until she's a teenager.

I've gotten rid of all my bunnies. I just didn't have time to take care of the them. I'm a little sad, but I'll get over it.
Also, my 29th birthday is 8 days away. and I have to say, I'm pretty happy overall with where I am in life. I would have loved to finish school before I was 30, but that wasn't in the cards. We just don't have the money, and I don't want to bury myself in student loans.

So that's all I have for now.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I feel like I should write something....


However, I have nothing to write about.

Sorry, but my MoJo is gone for the moment.

I have to clean

Monday, August 27, 2007

Dead tired

I haven't been on line in forever.
Working 2 jobs is killing me....
But I love the discount

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Exhausted


I swear I can't sleep enough these days.

I'm tired all the time, but I think part of that is that I've been eating like crap.

I forgot how hard it is working 2 jobs.

It didn't help that this is my first day off from both places in 2 weeks.

I plan on doing nothing but watching movies with Randy and having some headboard bangin' monkey sex tonight.

Oh, and cleaning the house.

Yes, those that are wondering.
My mission was accomplished.
Planning on it again tonight!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I've been reallllllly busy the past week, but I think it's starting to die down.
Working at Yankee has me gone 4 nights a week, but I love it.
Nothing new is going on here.
Today, I'm cleaning because my house looks like it might have blown up on the inside.
Randy has been sick, so I'm cutting him some slack
However, if I don't get laid tonight, my happy ass will be pitching a frickin fit like no other.

Word

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Note to self.....

1. Just because you rock " Call Me When You're Sober" when you're in the car doesn't mean you should sing it at Karaoke.

2. Never again when your " COCKS" shirt to the bar again. EVER ( hey, I like South Carolina)

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Oh, By the Way..

I landed the job at Yankee Candle.
I start selling tomorrow!

" I don't want to beeeeeeeee a murderer"

I accidentally killed 3 bunnies yesterday.
I was cleaning the dining room where I kept them ( because they were babies), and set their cage outside.
I left them outside so they could get some sun and fresh air.
When I went back to get them, 3 had died from the heat.
I am a total asshole.
I feel like shit

Monday, August 06, 2007

Check this one out


It was a good movie. It helped a little that Justin Timberlake didn't have a shirt on

Not so good


Don't waste your time getting this on your Netflix

10 years

The past weekend brought my 10 year High School Reunion.
I wasn't planning on going, but I totally changed my mind at the last minute.
I couldn't get the night off, but I ended up striking a deal with the managers and was able to go.
I'm glad I did.
It was good to see everyone, and it made my little heart happy to see that everyone was doing ok.


That's all

Thursday, August 02, 2007

The sweetest man alive


My Gramps just called to ask me how I was feeling.

For no reason at.

He was just thinking about me and wanted to make sure I was still doing ok after the whole hospital thing last month.

Totally makes up for him calling me a cow last week

I can not even tell you how happy I am that this is now on Cable



Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?

Monty: That's an understatement.

Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral. Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.

Monty's Mom: Uh huh...

Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...

Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.


Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain. Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?


Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?


Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.


Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.

Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.


Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.

Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.


Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.

While we were at the mall the other night...........


" Hey, if they ( the ppl we were meeting) are running late then I'm going to go buy some incense"


" So what you're telling me is that you're going to the lesbian store"


"Goddddd, Ran, why do you have to call it that? It is not".



Just as we walk in, there is a happy lesbian couple holding hands.


I hate it when he thinks he's right.



Just for the record, I have friends that are lesbians, and we really don't care. However, my husband thinks that I may have been one in a previous life because I'm always saying " Hey look at her ass! Hellllloooooooo" or " Gesh, did you see her boobs? NICE"

I guess not many or his friends wives do that.

Three is the magic number

3 Captain's 'n Coke, 3 pitchers of beer ( shared with friends), and 3 shots of Jagermeister make for a sad tummy the next morning.
Not the icky, puking kind.
The " What the fuck were you thinking, you dumb ass?!" kind of sick.
Seriously, I'll be 29 next month.
You would think I would know better than that, right?
Apparently not so much

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Not a feel good movie, but it made me cry




"The flowers you gave me are just about to die.."




Thats the thing I hate about flowers.........


I might buy some fake ones.


Props to Randy, though.


After working an 18 hour shit, I mean shift, and then taking the 4 year old to a princess party, Flowers were a nice surprise.


My Husband is pretty kick ass.


Good in the bed too, so I'm a total winner :o)

You HAD the right stuff, baby...


Seriously, don't waste your time.

The highlight of the movie was that Donnie Wahlberg was it in, but yo, he's lookin' a little old....

I'd still do him

" OH OH OH OOOOHHHH OH OH OOOOOOOOOHHHHH"



Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Another one bites the dust!


Once again, a snake found it's way into the basement.

And I don't care that it was a baby.

It was in MY HOUSE.

WHERE I DO LAUNDRY!

Gross.

On Laundry strike!

And I have good reasoning.

If I start doing laundry, and accidentally pick up a snake, no matter how small, I will pretty much have a coronary right there, and my children will be without a mother.

Now, who wants that?

I'm going shopping instead!

See?! I'm excellent at problem solving

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

HELP!!!

I think think think my favorite little lop eared bunny is prego.
Either that or she is just getting SUPER fat.
She's drinking like a frickin fish and eating a lot.
I just don't know.
She hasn't started nesting or anything.
I gave her a box and she just knocks it over.
Someone! HELP!

I'm making it a Blockbuster night







Can you help me I'm bent..................


I have been ridiculously bored all day.
I don't see an end in sight.
Tonight I'm taking the munchkins to the mall to meet up with other munchkins and play while I talk to their Mommies ( my friends)
Randy, however, gets to go out with his B.F.F. and my Dad
I say Fuck it!
I'm going out tomorrow and I don't care who comes with me or where we go, k? Jenn? Jenna?
Someone, for the love of God - I'M BORED!

I do have a job interview in an hour...Maybe I should go get ready
I hate that I can never find a Effin' sitter.
I'm tired of always asking the same ppl
For some reason or another I've been listening to these songs like crazy

Ani DeFranco - Untouchable Face

Prince - I Could Never Take the Place Of Your Man

Incubus - I Miss You

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

Papa Roach - Forever

Monday, July 30, 2007

Avoiding cleaning the house..........



For no reason at all




Just because he loves me.

I see blow jobs in the very near future

Workin' Girl......


I've wanted a part time job for awhile.

Something completely different then what I do on a full time basis.

No teenage girls screaming that they hate me, no hitting, no name calling.

Should be easy enough, right?


I have an interview tomorrow at Yankee Candle.

Total dream job for me.

No yelling, hitting, and I get to dress like a girl.

I'll probably put my whole check back into the store, but, whatever.
It isn't about the money.
Does anyone get what I'm saying?

My goal in life is to have a used book store that sells books and candles.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Knockin up a Moo Cow


Oh, by the way, we are trying to do the whole getting knocked up thing. I mentioned it once.


The mission failed this month.




And now, because I'm a very selfish person, I want to wait until after my birthday in September ( the big 2-9)




Because, I want to get drunk with my friends and family and sing Karaoke.




Selfish, Selfish, SELFISH.


And I need to lose weight b/c my Grandpa, when we told him we were trying, said,


" Ann, " ( By the way, only my family can call me Ann), " Why would you do that? With as heavy as you are and all. I thought you said they told you to lose weight first?"






Nothing like your Gimmpy callin' you a cow to re inforce the weight watchers.




Motherfuckin Moooooo, ya'll


Mo Fo Moooooooooooooo




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