Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Because we rock like that.

We threw together Randy's 30th Birthday party in 4 days.
And it was awesome.
I am the shit.
Randy is the shit.
Probably why we work so well.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Side effects of a penis....?

It's 3pm
I've been awake since YESTERDAY morning at 8am.
Randy's cousin ( more like sister) and her husband are flying in from Texas and are set to land in 5 minutes.
Randy's 30th birthday party is tomorrow night.

My husband, love of my life, father to my children, told me he would " clean"when I went to work at 10pm last night.
Apparently, we have different versions of what " clean" is.

My version includes dusting, sweeping, and scrubbing.
His, however, does not.

Is this caused by having a penis?
Does having a vagina mean you HAVE TO HAVE your entertainment center dusted for all to be right in the world when you are expecting company?

A girl can only wonder.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I keep telling you people - TOOL OF SATAN!!!!!!!!!!

Dora, bustin' a move


My friend, Derek just told me his wife just found out she's pregnant!!!!!
Babies...bring them on...Someone else get knocked up for me, too!!!!!

Girls night out....

Went out with my friend Jen, last night.

I haven't had a girls night in probably 6 months.

We went to Panera for dinner,where I came up with the song, "I'm too sexy for my soup..Tooo sexy for my soup...Tooo sexy ooop oooop"

Gotta love Camera Phones.

Then we went to the most sacred of all places, a book store.

I was in heaven!!!!!

I tried finding Jen a book on how not to be a cold, heartless bitch, and /or how to grow a soul, in the self help section, but didn't have any luck ( it's ok Jen, we'll keep looking).

Then off to 3 bars.... (After we stopped and I got Killer lip gloss on clearence for a $1.00!!!!!!)

4 beers later, I was home... and feeling it.

Wasn't even 10:30pm.


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Because Randy's still my favorite....

"From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight
Singing Amen, I'm alive ..............................."

Thursday, January 11, 2007

And for your viewing pleasure.................

I can't help that I'm so white and nerdy

Do you ever get to that stage where you're just like " Damn, I'm getting old" ?
We haven't gone out since the Halloween party.
And to be honest- I don't miss it all that much.
I always feel like ass the next morning, the kids get up at the ass-crack of dawn, regardless of what time you got home and went to bed.
Now, don't get me wrong- I MISS MY FRIENDS, but yo, I'm happy stayin' in these days, playin' board games ( which Randy always seems to school my ass in ).
Seriously, we got a TON of games for Christmas.

So, when some friends from work asked me to go out this weekend I got excited.
I just had to find someone to work for me ( I work 10 hours Thursday-Sunday).

I didn't have any luck.
But I only asked one person.
We're suppose to get a ton of snow anyway.
Scrabble anyone?

I get an A for effort

I woke up this morning a woman on a mission.
Tackle the laundry downstairs.
As some of you know, I DO NOT go down there because we have found 2 snakes down there thanks to a cracked drainage pipe in the front yard.
And kids, I don't do snakes.
I promise you've never seen a woman take on stairs fast before.
So, today, I put my fear aside and went to it.
I was totally making progress too....
And then Faith started projectile vomiting and shitting.
So, as it's turned out, I've really only kept up with the laundry today.
Well, I tried.

You also lose energy when your 21 month old pukes chunks of hot dog and clumps of milk on you ( and in you hair...ewwwww)

I was holding her up, making her fly, and asked her,

" Faithy, what does a birdy say? Does it say tweet tweet?"

Her response

Chunks everywhere.

It's been a nice relaxing day.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Gettin' all grown up

Hello. I'm alive.
I just haven't had the time to write.
I hope everyone had a good Christmas.
We went to Texas, and as always, it was hard to come home and get back into a routine.
I mean, who has an easy time going back to work after 2 GLORIOUS weeks off?
I thought about calling and saying that I had the bird flu, or malaria. Maybe both. But I chose the grown up, doing the right thing path.
So here I am.
The 1st week back was a killer!
I forgot how nice it was to go to bed at a "normal" time.
Most nights I was fast asleep by 10pm while on vacation.
10pm rolls around these days, and I'm chillin' at work.
Ahhhhhh. Some day I will be on a normal sleep pattern again.
That day just isn't coming anytime soon.
I guess it's a good thing I like my job.

So, since this is my first post of 2007, let talk about resolutions.
Did you make any?
I could say that I made the same resolutions that I do every year: Lose weight, quit smoking, stop being a hooker on my off days....
But I won't.
This year I kept it simple:
1. Just be happy
2. Pay it forward.

That's all.
Sounds like simple enough tasks, right?
I started new meds on Friday.
Know what?
I feel better.

Amazing what GOOOOOOOOD sleep can do for a person.
When I feel good, I'm a better person.
I still need to lose weight and quit smoking, but that will come.
I'm trying to enjoy life more, and not get caught up in the little things.

I also have energy for the first time without the help of caffeine pills ( well, at least not 9 a day)

Life is good my friends.
Life is good.

My husband is even talking about babies!
They aren't in the near future, we are being extra careful, but it's nice to plan ahead right?
2008 isn't that far away.
And HOLY SHIT, did you guys know that my babies are gonna be 4 and 2 in the spring?!?!??!?!
Where does the time go?
First we have to decide what the hell we're doing- staying here or moving to Texas.
We NEED a bigger house and a soccer mom van ( yeah, might be dropping the Not from notasoccermom).
I drove my MIL mini van in Texas.
Must say I was loving it.

I feel like such a grown up. Talking about going to bed before 10pm and driving a mini van.
Didn't even drop an F bomb....................
Well, FUCK

Can't go too overboard

Annie out