I've been awake since YESTERDAY morning at 8am.
Randy's cousin ( more like sister) and her husband are flying in from Texas and are set to land in 5 minutes.
Randy's 30th birthday party is tomorrow night.
My husband, love of my life, father to my children, told me he would " clean"when I went to work at 10pm last night.
Apparently, we have different versions of what " clean" is.
My version includes dusting, sweeping, and scrubbing.
His, however, does not.
Is this caused by having a penis?
Does having a vagina mean you HAVE TO HAVE your entertainment center dusted for all to be right in the world when you are expecting company?
A girl can only wonder.