Tuesday, March 13, 2007

What every woman loves to hear



" Wow, Annie. I haven't seen you since you're wedding. You look like you've lost a lot of weight"

"Really? I haven't"

" Oh, yes you have. You were really heavy at your wedding"

Like that wasn't motivation to hop back on the weight watcher wagon and get myself to a size 0 so that I can really give people something to talk about. *sigh*

Love,
Captian Fatass

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I truly could not believe her as the words were coming out of her mouth. I even tried giving her an out....but she still didn't catch on. Unbelievable. Don't worry about her, i think you're gorgeous!

SIL

Wacky Mommy said...

Now how about a little, "OH! You're PREGNANT!" (Like, "I get it! That's why you're so GINORMOUS!")

Me: "No, just fat. THANKS FOR ASKING, THOUGH!"

How did I not realize you were an Iowa girl, Not A Soccer Mom? We are thinking of relocating from Portland, Ore., to Iowa City, Ia.
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You will e-mail me, kindly.

ps dang it my Google account won't work -- e me from my site, would you please? Thanks. And your ass looks great, don't listen to the bozos.

Slick said...

Ha...that pic made me laugh!

Appreciate that :)