Monday, April 30, 2007

One of you little fuckers better have a viginia!


So, I have 3 rabbits.

2 males

1 female

And I'm selfish - I want a baby so bad I'm praying that one of them gets knocked up.

(BTW-How sad is it that I'm whoring out rabbits to get my baby fix?)

Tonight I took the youngest one back to where I bought it and asked if they could tell if it was pregnant.

They said that the rabbit expert wasn't there, but they thought Pinky may have a penis.

Son of a bitch.

It's really hard to tell the sex of a rabbit.

Damn it

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Billy

Happy Birthday...I love you more than I can say ( damnit now I'm crying).
Here I am again,
Overwhelming feelings
A thousand miles away
From your ocean home
Part of me is near
Thoughts of what we were invade
The miles that stand between
We can't separate
You're all I hoped you'd become......
Fleating visits pass
Still they satisfy
Reminders of the next
Overshadow goodbye
Our flames burn as one......
All I am begins with you
Thoughts of hope understood
Half of me breathes in you
Thoughts of love remain true
Here we are again saying goodbye
Still we fall asleep underneath the same sky
You're all I knew you'd become
Sister I see youDancing on the stage
Of memory
Sister I miss you
Entwined, you and I
Our souls speak from across the miles
Intertwined, you and I
Our blood flows from the same inside
Half of me, breathes in you
Thoughts of love remain true
I see you,
I feel you
When I close my eyes
I see walking there...I see you dancing in my mind

Friday, April 20, 2007

Things that almost make me piss my pants

I just read that my most favoritest author, MaryJanice Davidson, will be doing a book signing in Omaha on the 6th of June to promote Undead and Uneasy
I nearly pissed myself with excitement.




* HEY JENN!!!! WE ARE SOOOOO THERE!!!!!!

What I've been up to...

Well, we went to Texas for Easter...
After we got back I came to the conclusion that working just blows.
I'd really rather not.
Anyway, back to Texas...
Randy's sister K, announced she's pregnant with #4 ( at Grace's birthday party... yeah..let me tell you how well that went over)
I, of course, was ( and still am) excited.
I asked her if I could have it and she said no
I seem to be the only one who is excited because K, keeps her taste for men in her ass and nobody is thrilled with BabyDaddy#3.
Oh well.
It's a baby, not the spawn of Satan ( which when I stated that I was asked if I wanted to put some money on it).
Either way I'm making it a blanket.


What else? Nothing really. Working crazy hours, avoiding cleaning, and collecting MORE pets.
That's right.
Randy got a dog while we were in Texas.
Mister Bojangles.
He's very cute, but he's a big ass Daddy's boy.

So, I came home and got 2 more rabbits ( total of 3).
We now have Hasenfeffer (Hass)
Pinky Dinky Do is the baby ( 8 weeks old)
And Chewbacca ( we call him Chewie)

We are currently looking at buying a house with land.
We have our eye on a ranch about 30 minutes away, so cross your fingers for us.3
I plan on naming it " KIDS AND KRITTERS RANCH...IF YOU DON'T WANT 'EM, WE'LL TAKE 'EM"

I would post some pic's but our camera took a giant shit, so it'll have to wait :o)
So that's all I got for now.

The time has finally come.....

My dear, most beloved Internets, I have some news.
Brace yourselves.
No. Seriously.
NotaSoccerMom has become...dun da dun dun... a soccer mom.
Grace joined a Pre K "team" that will teach her the fundamentals of soccer.

My heart is breaking just a little.
Not because I'm a soccer mom, but because my baby is getting older.
She turned 4 on the 6th of this month.

They had their first practice last night. She did pretty well for being overly tired. She cried 3 times, but, ah, what can ya do?

Randy said I should change my name AnUnwillingSoccerMom.
Have I mentioned that I really do want a Minivan?
Sigh

Friday, April 13, 2007

I'm back

We got back Wednesday morning and I'm still trying to get back into the swing of things.
Hope everyone had a good Easter.

Monday, April 02, 2007

"Cause I'm the fireman, fa,fa,fa, fireman...."


Last night I got sprayed with a fire extinguisher at work.
One of the kids was out of control.
It was shot in my general direction, but it got in my contacts.
It was pretty nasty.
I took out my contacts and washed out my eyes, but I still look like I've been crying for hours.
I was supposed to work a double, but because my supervisors *ROCK*, I was able to leave at 11p instead of staying until 7:30a.
I took a 45 minutes shower when I got home while singing over and over " Cause I'm the fireman, fa, fa, fa fireman..."...

I'm thankful that my asthma didn't act up.



Some days I'm a window licker.
Today, my vacation starts :o)
WOOOOOHOOO.
We're leaving for Texas tomorrow night.