Thursday, May 31, 2007

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Katch up-Jobs, Bithdays, and Hookers

Ok, So I accepted the job...but as on-call.

I was supposed to start Monday, but they were waiting on my background check.

I figured they found out I knocked off that liquor store a few years back ( kidding) when I didn't hear from them.

The guy who hired me called yesterday and left a message on my cell phone saying that it was his last day ( He told me he was leaving in the second interview...wife got a fellowship in NM), and that they were on a hiring freeze....

So, now I just wait...

I say whatever.

Whats meant to be will be.....



In other news, Faith is 2 today.

HOLY FRIGGIN' CRAP!!

I can't believe it's already been 2 years.
I'm so proud of this stinkin kid.
But I'll tell you what - She's gonna give my cartoon ass a run for it's money.
She's very headstrong already.
I wonder where she gets that from?
I'll post pic tonight after her little party.

As for Gracie....Dude, she has got to be the funniest kid to ever walk the planet.
Yesterday we were cleaning her room, and I was putting all the hangers on her bed.
" Um, Mommy..Why are there hookers on my bed? Did you know that they go in the closet? I'll show you. Come here.."

Hookers in the closet.
Check.
Good to know

Friday, May 18, 2007

Delima

Sooooo, I was offered a job this morning.
I want to take it, but I don't.
I LOVE my job.
I like the people I work with.
I totally dig the kids I'm helping.

The new job would be working in a Children's Shelter and it would get me off overnights ( which BTW I can't stand anymore )
Fuck.
I don't know.

It all comes down to why did I apply for it in the first place.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Homecoming

I found a bunny in the garage tonight.
I'm so fucking happy I can't even tell you.

It was my Hass :o)

Heartbroken





My baby, Hass, has runaway/been taken.

We had a garage sale Saturday and I took the bunnies outside in their cage to enjoy the sun.

They were loving it so I decided to leave them out.

I did take the dwarf rabbit in that night because I was afraid he would get out of the cage.


The next morning ( Mothers Day) as we were getting in the car to meet my family, we noticed that Hass, Chewie, and their water bottle was gone.

I spent the day crying.

Chewie and the water bottle showed up that night.

Hassey is still gone.

I know it should stupid to be so upset over a rabbit, but he was my baby.

I called the local shelter to file a missing pet report and got a lecture on how I was a irresponsible owner.

Fine. Whatever.

I just want my baby back.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Just another " Manic" Monday




After an 18 hour shift:
Randy and the kids pick me up from work
Randy takes the day off to go to the zoo with Grace's Preschool class, what a saint...He even takes Faith with him so I can get some much needed sleep.....I go into the empty house......
forgot my cigarettes in the car....damn...really want a smokey treat...could get more, but the keys to my car are M.I.A., which Randy is blaming on the 2 year old, but I totally think it's him....ok, can't smoke....lets be crafty.....I want to make something...Where's my new hot glue gun?.......Damn it.....Oh look! There's my slinky that Randy gave me at the bar 7 years ago......Why is all this shit in the pantry? GLUE GUN!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Now where the fuck are the glue sticks???? DAMN IT!!!!!
" Glue sticks where are youuuuuuuuuu?"...
( FYI- They didn't answer....)
THERE YOU ARE, You little bastards!
Woooohooooo.
As of right now I'm fucking deliarous and have been left unsupervised with a glue gun......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This sounds about right

The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fedhash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearlydemonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of mytormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Friday, May 04, 2007

" These Little Wonders...."




Sometimes I wonder how got sooooooo lucky

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

As Carlos Mencia says " DEE DEE DEE"

I swear this will be the last post about rabbit genitalia.

I was holding one of the rabbits today and I looked down ( He was one his back) and I saw PURPLE NUTTERS!!!
AND I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD THAT THOSE FUCKERS WEREN'T THERE YESTERDAY

It figures.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Some days I motherfuckin' wonder...




Damn it

It's official.....
All my rabbits have a penis per Jessy, our local Pets Word Rabbit expert.

My heart is heavy...
AND I'm a total "Special Needs" case cause I spent the whole effin afternoon talking to my friend about rabbit genitals.

Pathetic

I need a beer