Oh, by the way, we are trying to do the whole getting knocked up thing. I mentioned it once.
The mission failed this month.
And now, because I'm a very selfish person, I want to wait until after my birthday in September ( the big 2-9)
Because, I want to get drunk with my friends and family and sing Karaoke.
Selfish, Selfish, SELFISH.
And I need to lose weight b/c my Grandpa, when we told him we were trying, said,
" Ann, " ( By the way, only my family can call me Ann), " Why would you do that? With as heavy as you are and all. I thought you said they told you to lose weight first?"
Nothing like your Gimmpy callin' you a cow to re inforce the weight watchers.
Motherfuckin Moooooo, ya'll
Mo Fo Moooooooooooooo