Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I feel like I should write something....


However, I have nothing to write about.

Sorry, but my MoJo is gone for the moment.

I have to clean

Monday, August 27, 2007

Dead tired

I haven't been on line in forever.
Working 2 jobs is killing me....
But I love the discount

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Exhausted


I swear I can't sleep enough these days.

I'm tired all the time, but I think part of that is that I've been eating like crap.

I forgot how hard it is working 2 jobs.

It didn't help that this is my first day off from both places in 2 weeks.

I plan on doing nothing but watching movies with Randy and having some headboard bangin' monkey sex tonight.

Oh, and cleaning the house.

Yes, those that are wondering.
My mission was accomplished.
Planning on it again tonight!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I've been reallllllly busy the past week, but I think it's starting to die down.
Working at Yankee has me gone 4 nights a week, but I love it.
Nothing new is going on here.
Today, I'm cleaning because my house looks like it might have blown up on the inside.
Randy has been sick, so I'm cutting him some slack
However, if I don't get laid tonight, my happy ass will be pitching a frickin fit like no other.

Word

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Note to self.....

1. Just because you rock " Call Me When You're Sober" when you're in the car doesn't mean you should sing it at Karaoke.

2. Never again when your " COCKS" shirt to the bar again. EVER ( hey, I like South Carolina)

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Oh, By the Way..

I landed the job at Yankee Candle.
I start selling tomorrow!

" I don't want to beeeeeeeee a murderer"

I accidentally killed 3 bunnies yesterday.
I was cleaning the dining room where I kept them ( because they were babies), and set their cage outside.
I left them outside so they could get some sun and fresh air.
When I went back to get them, 3 had died from the heat.
I am a total asshole.
I feel like shit

Monday, August 06, 2007

Check this one out


It was a good movie. It helped a little that Justin Timberlake didn't have a shirt on

Not so good


Don't waste your time getting this on your Netflix

10 years

The past weekend brought my 10 year High School Reunion.
I wasn't planning on going, but I totally changed my mind at the last minute.
I couldn't get the night off, but I ended up striking a deal with the managers and was able to go.
I'm glad I did.
It was good to see everyone, and it made my little heart happy to see that everyone was doing ok.


That's all

Thursday, August 02, 2007

The sweetest man alive


My Gramps just called to ask me how I was feeling.

For no reason at.

He was just thinking about me and wanted to make sure I was still doing ok after the whole hospital thing last month.

Totally makes up for him calling me a cow last week

I can not even tell you how happy I am that this is now on Cable



Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?

Monty: That's an understatement.

Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral. Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.

Monty's Mom: Uh huh...

Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...

Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.


Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain. Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?


Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?


Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.


Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.

Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.


Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.

Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.


Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.

While we were at the mall the other night...........


" Hey, if they ( the ppl we were meeting) are running late then I'm going to go buy some incense"


" So what you're telling me is that you're going to the lesbian store"


"Goddddd, Ran, why do you have to call it that? It is not".



Just as we walk in, there is a happy lesbian couple holding hands.


I hate it when he thinks he's right.



Just for the record, I have friends that are lesbians, and we really don't care. However, my husband thinks that I may have been one in a previous life because I'm always saying " Hey look at her ass! Hellllloooooooo" or " Gesh, did you see her boobs? NICE"

I guess not many or his friends wives do that.

Three is the magic number

3 Captain's 'n Coke, 3 pitchers of beer ( shared with friends), and 3 shots of Jagermeister make for a sad tummy the next morning.
Not the icky, puking kind.
The " What the fuck were you thinking, you dumb ass?!" kind of sick.
Seriously, I'll be 29 next month.
You would think I would know better than that, right?
Apparently not so much

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Not a feel good movie, but it made me cry




"The flowers you gave me are just about to die.."




Thats the thing I hate about flowers.........


I might buy some fake ones.


Props to Randy, though.


After working an 18 hour shit, I mean shift, and then taking the 4 year old to a princess party, Flowers were a nice surprise.


My Husband is pretty kick ass.


Good in the bed too, so I'm a total winner :o)

You HAD the right stuff, baby...


Seriously, don't waste your time.

The highlight of the movie was that Donnie Wahlberg was it in, but yo, he's lookin' a little old....

I'd still do him

" OH OH OH OOOOHHHH OH OH OOOOOOOOOHHHHH"



Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Another one bites the dust!


Once again, a snake found it's way into the basement.

And I don't care that it was a baby.

It was in MY HOUSE.

WHERE I DO LAUNDRY!

Gross.

On Laundry strike!

And I have good reasoning.

If I start doing laundry, and accidentally pick up a snake, no matter how small, I will pretty much have a coronary right there, and my children will be without a mother.

Now, who wants that?

I'm going shopping instead!

See?! I'm excellent at problem solving