" Hey, if they ( the ppl we were meeting) are running late then I'm going to go buy some incense"
" So what you're telling me is that you're going to the lesbian store"
"Goddddd, Ran, why do you have to call it that? It is not".
Just as we walk in, there is a happy lesbian couple holding hands.
I hate it when he thinks he's right.
Just for the record, I have friends that are lesbians, and we really don't care. However, my husband thinks that I may have been one in a previous life because I'm always saying " Hey look at her ass! Hellllloooooooo" or " Gesh, did you see her boobs? NICE"
I guess not many or his friends wives do that.